Still Game and Father Ted Gifts: Mugs and Tees for Sitcom Fans
Looking for Still Game gifts or Father Ted gifts for the sitcom fan in your life? You've come to the right place. We've put Craiglang and Craggy Island's best one-liners on mugs and tees, so the jokes land every morning with the tea.
Every design below is made by us at RkDesignCompany and printed to order. These are fan-made quote and text designs inspired by the shows. They're brilliant for grandads, nans, dads, homesick Scots, Irish comedy fans and the pal who's watched every episode more times than they'll admit.
Still Game gifts for Craiglang fans
If they quote Jack and Victor at every family gathering, start here. Want the Christmas-focused rundown? See our Still Game Christmas gift guide, or browse the full Still Game collection.
1. Nae Points mug
Two words that settle any argument. The Nae Points mug is for scoring other people's tea-making, parking, Christmas jumpers and life choices. 11oz ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe. £11.99.
2. Nae Points t-shirt
Prefer it on your chest? The Nae Points t-shirt is a unisex crewneck in 100% ringspun cotton, white or black, sizes S to 2XL. Ideal for the pub quiz. £22.99.
3. Winston, King of Leccy mug
All hail the undisputed King of Leccy. The Winston King of Leccy mug is perfect for the dad who prowls the house switching lights off and gasps at the energy bill. £11.99.
4. Eric and Bobby "Shut your hole!" mug
Some quotes are timeless. The "Shut your hole!" mug brings Eric and Bobby's finest to the coffee break. Great for grandads, Scottish pals and anyone who needs a polite way to end a conversation. £11.99.
5. Isa "It's too good" mug
For the nosy neighbour, the family gossip or your nan who somehow knows everything before it happens. The Isa "It's too good" mug is the perfect vessel for a cuppa and a bit of scandal. £11.99.
6. Still Game Characters mug
Can't pick a favourite? The Still Game Characters mug gets the whole Craiglang crew on one mug. Pure Still Game loyalty for Glaswegian grandparents and Scottish expats. £11.99.
Father Ted gifts for Craggy Island fans
Down to Craggy Island next. Father Jack, Pat Mustard and Bishop Brennan, all ready for the kitchen cupboard or the Christmas jumper debate. Most of these sit happily in our Sitcoms & Pop culture collection too.
7. Pat Mustard "It's tea, Father" mug
Craggy Island's most notorious milkman, popping round with the tea. The Pat Mustard "It's tea, Father" mug is a cheeky classic for Father Ted fans and anyone who takes their brew seriously. £11.99.
8. Father Jack "Drink. Drink. Drink." mug
Father Jack's morning routine, Craggy Island style. The "Drink. Drink. Drink." mug is for pub regulars and grandads who still quote every episode. £11.99.
9. Father Jack "I Love My Brick" mug
A love story for the ages: Father Jack and his brick. The "I Love My Brick" mug is oddly wholesome, in a Father Ted sort of way. £11.99.
10. "That would be an ecumenical matter" mug
Ted's magic phrase for dodging every awkward question. The "That would be an ecumenical matter" mug is ideal for the office, family gatherings and any chat you'd rather exit early. £11.99.
11. "What's that thing there?" mug
Father Ted's finest moment of confusion, for every mysterious object on your desk. The "What's that thing there?" mug will make curious coworkers and dads smile. £11.99.
12. Father Jack "Don't tell me I'm still white" mug
Father Jack's finest outrage, ready for every morning you'd rather skip. The "Don't tell me I'm still white" mug is for the grumpy grandad who somehow still has the best lines. £11.99.
13. Don't Call Me Len t-shirt
Bishop Brennan's catchphrase, for the Father Ted fan who wants the whole room to hear it. The Don't Call Me Len t-shirt is a unisex crewneck in white or black, sizes S to 2XL. £22.99.
14. "It's me, Father Pat Mustard" t-shirt
A cheeky nod to Pat Mustard, Craggy Island's most notorious milkman. The "It's me, Father Pat Mustard" t-shirt will get clocked by Father Ted fans from across the pub. £22.99.
Who gets which gift?
- Still Game superfans: Nae Points mug or tee, or the Characters mug if they love the whole cast.
- Energy-bill moaners: Winston, King of Leccy. Obviously.
- Nosy nans: Isa's "It's too good".
- Father Ted devotees: Pat Mustard tea mug, or Don't Call Me Len if they want it wearable.
- Office Secret Santa: "That would be an ecumenical matter" or any of the £11.99 mugs. See our Secret Santa mug guide for more.
- Stronger language fans: we've got a few cheekier Father Jack designs in the store too, including the Drink, F*ck, A*se, Girls mug.
Mug or t-shirt?
A mug gets used every day, so the joke lands every morning. A tee is more of a statement, best for the fan who wants the whole pub to know where their loyalties lie. Mugs are £11.99 and tees are £22.99.
The money bit: 3 mugs for £33 and free delivery over £30
- Any 3 mugs for £33. Add three or more mugs to your basket and they drop to £11 each automatically. No code needed, and you can mix Still Game, Father Ted and any of our other designs.
- Free UK standard delivery on orders over £30. Three mugs gets you there.
So you can kit out a Craiglang fan and a Craggy Island fan in one go. Need stocking fillers too? See our funny stocking fillers guide.
When to order for Christmas
Everything is printed to order, so please don't leave it until Christmas Eve. For UK mainland standard delivery before Christmas, we recommend ordering by Monday 14 December. For the Highlands and islands, Northern Ireland, Ireland, the EU, the US and Canada, please order by Monday 7 December. Full details are on our delivery and production times page.
More gift guides
For more Scottish patter, see our funny Scottish Christmas gifts guide and the Scottish Humour collection. Shopping for Dad? Try funny gifts for Dad. Or jump straight into the Still Game collection and the Sitcoms & Pop culture collection and get your order in before Christmas sneaks up on you like Isa with fresh gossip.