Funny Scottish Christmas Gifts: Mugs and Tees for Him, Her and Secret Santa

Looking for funny Scottish Christmas gifts that'll get a proper laugh on Christmas morning? You're in the right place. Socks and shortbread are fine, but this year give a gift that sounds like your auntie after two sherries: blunt, rude, and secretly full of love.

Every mug and tee below is designed by us at RkDesignCompany and printed to order. They work for him, for her, for the Scottish pal who moved to London and won't stop going on about it, and for the office Secret Santa where a £10–£15 budget has to go a long way.

Funny Scottish gifts for him

Scottish men are famously hard to buy for. Ask what they want and you'll get "nothing" or "a quiet life". Neither fits in a stocking, so give them a mug that says what they're too polite to say (they're not polite).

Baw Bag mug

The Baw Bag mug (blue on white) is Scotland's favourite term of endearment-slash-insult on an 11oz ceramic mug. Between pals, calling someone a baw bag is practically a hug. There's also a green on white version if blue isn't his colour.

Hugo Taefach t-shirt

Read it once and it's a posh designer name. Read it again in a Glasgow accent and, well, you get it. The Hugo Taefach t-shirt is a unisex crewneck in sizes S to 2XL. If he'd rather have it on his desk than his chest, there's a Hugo Taefach mug too.

Funny Scottish gifts for her

Scottish women invented the side-eye and perfected the deadpan "aye, right". These are for her.

Go Taco Lotta Sh*te Elsewhere mug

A taco pun with proper Scottish disdain. The Go Taco Lotta Sh*te Elsewhere mug is for the woman who has heard your excuses and would like you to take them somewhere else, please. It's ideal for the pal who runs the group chat with an iron fist.

Still Game: Isa's "It's too good" mug

Every family has an Isa: the one who knows the gossip before it happens. The Isa "It's too good" mug is for your mum, your nan or the nosy neighbour you secretly adore. Fancy more Craiglang? See our Still Game gift guide.

Scottish gifts for everyone (and the homesick ones)

The Scotland Basic t-shirt is national pride with minimal effort. It comes in white or black, sizes S to 2XL. It's a solid pick for Scots at home and abroad, Scotland fans, and anyone who'll wear it to the pub on Boxing Day.

For telly fans, the Nae Points mug is a classic Still Game line to use on anyone whose cup of tea isn't up to scratch.

Scottish Secret Santa gifts

Scottish Secret Santa gifts are a fine art. You want something funny enough to get a laugh in the meeting room but not so rude that HR books you in for a "wee chat". Our 11oz mugs are £11.99 each, which sits right inside most Secret Santa budgets. Here's a rough guide:

• Safe for the office: the Scotland Basic tee, the Still Game Characters mug, Isa's "It's too good" mug.
• Know your audience: Hugo Taefach and Nae Points.
• Only if you're sure they've a sense of humour: Baw Bag and Go Taco Lotta Sh*te Elsewhere.

Need more ideas for the work do? Our best Secret Santa mugs for the office guide has plenty, and so does the Office Secret Santa collection.

The money bit: 3 mugs for £33 and free delivery over £30

Buying for more than one person? Good news for your wallet:

• Any 3 mugs for £33. Add three or more mugs to your basket and the price drops automatically to £11 each. No code needed. Mix and match designs however you like.
• Free UK standard delivery on orders over £30. Three mugs gets you there, so there's no postage either.

So you can sort your dad, your best pal and your Secret Santa in one go for £33. That's cheaper than a round in Edinburgh.

When to order for Christmas

Every item is printed to order, so please don't leave it until Christmas Eve. For UK standard delivery before Christmas, we recommend ordering by Monday 14 December. If you're in the Highlands and islands or Northern Ireland, or sending abroad, order earlier. Full details are on our delivery and production times page.

Still stuck?

Browse the full Scottish Humour collection for every Scottish mug and tee we make. Or have a look at our older guide, Funny Scottish Gifts: Still Game and Scottish Humour Mugs and Tees. If all else fails, buy them a Baw Bag mug. Nobody has ever been disappointed by a Baw Bag mug. Probably.